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Pondering Prose I hate waiting. Whoever said that all things come to those who wait obviouslyPondering Prose
never had to deal with how space time relativity affects mechanical clocks.
Unfortunately I do have to deal with it. So I lean back in my chair, at a rather
dangerous angle, and set my mind free to wander. Maybe this time it will come
back. I track its progress, as it go from though to thought, from 60 foot tall
mechanical men, to choking someone to death with a frozen waffle. I like that last
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Something Occured to me II “You know what?” “What?” “I’ve been thinking again, because something else occurred to me.” “Really? Are your sure you were not pondering?” “Yes, I’m quite sure.” “And what have you been thinking about this time?” “Star Trek” “May God have mercy on your poor trekkie soul.” “No, I was thinking about how bad their ships are.” &nSomething Occured to me II
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Something Occured to me... "You know, I was watching Starwars IV last night, and a thought occured to me." "A thought occured to you? THAT doesn't happen very often does it?" "Shut up. Anyways, you know that part where the Death Star destroys the planet? Well, I figure they must have been sorta retarded not to see such a big thing coming. I mean sure hyperspace and all, but the damn thing is still the size of a moon and probably has its own natural gravity from being so big. How the fuck did they not notice it?" "Erm... maybe they thought it was a giant space pSomething Occured to me...
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- Current Residence: Whitehorse, YT, CA
- Interests: Reading, Writing, WH 40K, Gaming
- Favourite movie: The Green Mile
- Favourite band or musician: Depends on mood
- Favourite genre of music: Usually classical
- Favourite artist: Picasso (Cause he was unique)
- Favourite poet or writer: Larry Niven
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- MP3 player of choice: Don\'t need one
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- Skin of choice: Steel/Ceramic Composite
- Favourite game: Final Doom/RA 2/ Halo 1 & 2/ Half-life 1 & 2
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“Now me lay down to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down like sheep.
Give dem to me nice and dead.
Me no happy ‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs, Pearls Before Swine
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“Now me lay down
to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down
like sheep.
Give dem to me
nice and dead.
Me no happy
‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs (Pearls Before Swine)
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“Now me lay down
to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down
like sheep.
Give dem to me
nice and dead.
Me no happy
‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs (Pearls Before Swine)
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“Now me lay down
to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down
like sheep.
Give dem to me
nice and dead.
Me no happy
‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs (Pearls Before Swine)
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'Dread Archon, we have been hit!'
'Yes, thank you for that perceptive insight. And if I happen to be killed, please be so good as to point it out.'
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“Now me lay down
to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down
like sheep.
Give dem to me
nice and dead.
Me no happy
‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs (Pearls Before Swine)
--
'Dread Archon, we have been hit!'
'Yes, thank you for that perceptive insight. And if I happen to be killed, please be so good as to point it out.'
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“Now me lay down
to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down
like sheep.
Give dem to me
nice and dead.
Me no happy
‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs (Pearls Before Swine)
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